Sometimes a simple act of speaking can yield uncomfortable results. Everyone has had that moment in conversation when they’ve not committed to their choice of words, and changed their mind mid sentence. Don’t shake your head at me, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Ever call someone Man, then decide calling them Dude would sound cooler, and you come out with some mutant pronoun called Mude?
One time I went to a teacher of mine and opened with, “Hey Kathy,” then figured Professor Hunt would have been more appropriate. That day I learned the hard way that there is no easy way out of calling your teacher a Kunt.
Don’t try this at home.